Things That I can Do At Work

I can go to the bathroom whenever I want. I don't have to tell anyone what I am doing. Nope, I just get up and go. And then I come back. When I want.

I sit at a desk all day. No cold roll-up doors. No dirt.

I brought a blanket with me. I keep it in a desk drawer. When I get chilly, I take out the blanket and put it over my lap. Then, when I am warm, I put it back in the drawer.

My days start and end at exactly the same time. My breaks are also all at the same time.

I can check my email at work. Heck, I now have an actual work email address!

I will soon have my own work phone with my own work voicemail.

I get benefits. I get retirement.

Best of all? I have a nametag with my picture on it! And a security badge to open the locked door! It just gets better and better...