... a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land.
... any more snot coming out of my nose, you could visit BrokeMom's Snot Factory.
... some walnuts, I'd make banana bread. But I wouldn't eat it, because that's gross.
... more energy, I would do some laundry. I have enough energy to go out to the laundry room, yet, I don't do any laundry while I'm out there.
... a pad of magnetic paper on the fridge, I'd write down:
vacuum bags
tortillas
cereal
granola bars and fruit snacks
lots of other food
smelly candles
paper towels
... a million dollars, I would buy you a green dress. But not a real green dress, that's cruel.
About Me
- Brokemom
- California, United States
- Once Upon A Time, I was a Welfare Mommy. I put myself through college and became a Welfare Worker, all while keeping my sardonic sense of humor in check. Then I was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, quit my job, and now stay at home and raise three kids, ages 17, 13, and 6. I can cook but can't "throw something together", I want to clean but procrastinate, but most of all I want to find myself.
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