My daughter won first prize for her science fair project. We did this project at the last minute. The results on which battery lasted the longest? Lies.
All lies.
I ran out of time and made it up. Like a single mom with a full-time job and two kids has the time to sit around and watch which battery lasts longer?? Fercryinoutloud!
So when you hear through the grapevine that a certain type of battery lasts longer than another, keep in mind that this data might have possibly come from a nine year old and her very busy, very stressed out science-fair hating mom.
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Yanno, I long suspected something like that was going on. The store brand alkalines always lasted longer. I wonder how many Independent Product Testing Laboratory technicians are overworked parents who are told by their supervisors "I don't need it right, I don't need it good. I need it Thursday. LAST Thursday!!!
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