Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Things I Can't Say At Work

Dear Client,

I do understand your urgent need for Cash Assistance. After all, babies cost money! Right? I know that Johny's in the slammer and your food stamps just aren't cutting it and the electric bill! Whoohoo! I totally get that. What I don't understand is why you keep having more children!? If you can't afford the ones you have why in heaven's name are ya having more??

Fer fuck's sake lady.