Monday, July 30, 2007


I don't pay attention to warnings. At least, not as much as I should. have.

Monday, July 16, 2007


I had the weirdest freakin dream. I have a lot of weird dreams, but this one was very odd. So odd, in fact, that I am writing it down.

In my dream, I'm just...there. As I usually am. And I look down at my leg, and on my upper leg is a patch/sticker. The sticker is flashing red and yellow, and on it is a drawing of a uterus.

Like so:

And near the uterus (I know it doesn't look like a uterus, but that's what it was) were two eggs floating from each ovary.

Like such:

And so, after looking at the flashing patch, I knew that I was ovulating on both sides and if I got pregnant I would have twins. I start looking all over the house for Fiance to have sex with. (C'mon people, it's a dream. No way in h-e-double hockey sticks do I want or need twins)

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Happy Fourth

Happy Fourth of July! The man I'm going to marry just informed me that he has not been married once, but twice! And he has not two children, but three!

Where are the firecrackers??!!

Brokemom's Spa Guide

Jacuzzis are hard to maintain. First, you have to make sure the water level is right. Too low, and you're gonna' fry the pump/filter. Too high? Grab your 'norkel cuz the waves are a'splashin'!
Then there are the chemicals to deal with. Luckily my city has a very friendly and helpful Spa Store, or we'd have a swamp by now.
The maintainance is worth it when you can grab a glass of your favorite whatever (mine happens to be Diet Pepsi and Malibu rum) and soak away your troubles while looking at the stars. And smacking away mosquitos.
Oh, and don't forget to tell everybody that they'd better shower before they hop in...ring-o-grime-spa is pretty nasty.