I have a friend named Jaime. She's a very good friend, and I love her dearly. However, I am extremely envious of her.
Jaime is the type of girl who can get any job she applies for. Seriously. I have seen it happen! Here is the situation...
Jaime fills out application and turns it in.
One day later, Company calls Jaime at home. Here is what the conversation sounds like from my end...
"Hello?" says Jaime.
"Well, what's the rate of pay?"
"And the hours?"
"Well, I am currently considering an offer from another company." (She's not making that up either)
"Oh, you'll meet their terms?"
"Okay, see you next week!"
How does she do it?