What do you do when your daughter complains that her head itches? If you were a good mom, you would check her head. If you were a good mom, you would realize that your daughter only complains of having an itchy head when she has bugs on it!!!
Bad mom!! Bad! Didn't you learn your lesson last time?? Apparently not! Here, I'm writing it down for next time:
When she says her head itches, check it!!
Check it, dammit!