Sunday, July 02, 2006

Don't Apply Spray Sunscreen After Shaving Your Legs

I went floating down the river today in a raft with my boyfriend and a cooler full of beer. We had some friends with us in their raft, which happened to have a leak in it. In their leaky raft was an air pump that didn't work.
Needless to say, I am home now, slightly sunburned, yet all intact.
I had a great fucking time.
No, seriously.

4 comments:

Ina said...

What the hell happened?? You're all outdoorsy and stuff..... I'm beginning to picture big cocoons and scary movies....

BrokeMom said...

Oh, it gets better. I peed in the bushes on an island!

Ina said...

hehe

Did you fall over?

BrokeMom said...

No, I was very ladylike about the whole thing. Well, as ladylike as I could be, considering the situation.And the rafts full of people floating by really didn't help, but hey, that water was COLD.