Sunday, September 03, 2006

Something I Didn't Know

I just realized that I can control a man with sex.
Some of you are saying, "Well no kidding! She didn't know that?"
C'mon people, I was with a woman for the past four or five years! We women don't have to have sex all the time.
A man, however, I've noticed is different. Without "getting any", he is grumpy and irritating. If
he is, uh...satisfied, (I'm trying to make this as PG rated as I can), he does things like clean the house with me! And he's in a better mood! And he's more affectionate, eager to please...oh, the list goes on and on. Like a puppy, I give him his treats and he doesn't piss on my carpet!
Why didn't anyone tell me about this earlier?


Ina said...

If you love someone you don't see it as control. It's more like a symbiotic relationship.

BrokeMom said...

Perhaps 'control' was the wrong word. Manipulate, mayhaps? Bend to my will? No, wait, bend is the wrong word >:)