Scenario: I am speaking with the AT&T Customer Service Representative. Let me just add (before I continue) that these people are robots. They say the same things over and over and fucking over. I get frustated and annoyed and I want to cry and hang up the phone.
Me: Can you explain this part of my bill blah blah etc?
Robot: "The section amounts here are different than other people's amounts because different amounts are there."
WTF? No kidding.