J1 is almost twelve years old. She eats Cheerios for breakfast every morning. While watching a commercial on tv this afternoon, she looks at me and says, "Mine must almost be gone!"
I'm like "Huh?" I don't even remember what the commercial was about.
J1 says, "That guy's cholesteree was down. I eat Cheerios every morning, and the box says my cholesteree is lowered every time I eat it. So, mine must almost be gone!"
I said, "CholesterOL?"
She rolled her eyes. "That's what I said. Cholesteree."