At work we were passing around a birthday card for a coworker. I walked it over to the desk of L for her to sign.
She holds up her hands as if she were warding me off and says, "Oh, I don't do birthdays."
What the fuck? You don't DO birthdays? How in the fuck do you not do birthdays? I am all agoggle over this, and it has been bugging me all day.
Everybody has a birthday. There is no possible way that one can not "do" birthdays.