J2 just turned 9. She is a bright, charming, mostly-happy child who also happens to have an adorable habit of mis-speaking. While serving me "dinner" (plastic food yum) she also went through her spiel of what was on the menu.
"We have hot dogs, eggs, peppers, bacon, waffles, crustaceans, tomato and hmm..."
At this point I am busting with laughter. The crustaceans? It was a CROISSANT!