Imagine this if you will:
It's the first part of the month. All the welfare mommies and daddies get their checks. All the people on SSI get their checks. It's food stamp day for some. Thank goodness, I'm starving! To top it all off, it's Fourth of July weekend! So all those happy-go-lucky show-your-spirit Americans have to buy all the hamburger meat and potato salad their carts can hold!
Have I mentioned that I hate holidays? But my friend Gabe did buy me a bottle of rum, so I don't hate today as much right now...I consider this my freedom buzz!
Happy Independence Day!