Thursday, July 07, 2005

Stuff They Don't tell You

They don't tell you when they offer you the job that there is a dress code. They wait until you have sat through half of your orientation, and then they tell you that there are

I'm not takin' it out, no ma'am. There is no way I am going to give up my beloved piercing for 20 hours a week at seven bucks an hour. So now I have to borrow some money from someone Mom are you there?, and try to find a clear eyebrow barbell.
Do those even exist? They've got to, I'm sure that I'm not the only employee who wants to slip past the whole 'dress code thing'.


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