... a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land.
... any more snot coming out of my nose, you could visit BrokeMom's Snot Factory.
... some walnuts, I'd make banana bread. But I wouldn't eat it, because that's gross.
... more energy, I would do some laundry. I have enough energy to go out to the laundry room, yet, I don't do any laundry while I'm out there.
... a pad of magnetic paper on the fridge, I'd write down:
granola bars and fruit snacks
lots of other food
... a million dollars, I would buy you a green dress. But not a real green dress, that's cruel.