To The Denny's Waitress

Dear Underpaid Denny's Waitress,

Brunch was delicious, we enjoyed it very much. You were right on top of the sodas and napkins, and didn't blink an eye when we asked for yet more syrup and an extra plate.
Had I any cash in my wallet, I would have left you a little something near the ketchup bottle, however, I have neglected to go to the ATM lately. I meant to add on a tip to the bill when I paid with my debit card, but strangely enough, my debit card was sitting at home in my pants pocket. Flustered, I paid the bill with my MasterCard...without a tip.
Boy, were those pancakes delicious though!

Sincerely,
BrokeMom and Family