She's yowley and moany and noisy and destructive and godammit she's noisy and annoying! It makes me want to 'accidently' let her outside so she can get her slut on, but we all know what would happen then, don't we? As I'm a firm believer in the whole spay-and-nueter 'greater purpose' thing...I just get to sit here. And listen.
Cash'll do. If you please.