Oh, my children are so very sad. I cannot take them to the park to play. Such great playground etiquette-we go down the slide, never up! We cannot drive to the library and search for non-sexist stories in the children's section. When my youngest doesn't want to hear a story about a boy, she has me change all the "he's" to "she's". I'm so proud...my little feminist!
We cannot go to the museum. And it's such a deal, we bought a season pass! Paid for itself in only three visits..
No nature walks, no recycling trips.
Mommy cannot stay with you today. Mommy's gonna' get a job!