Who's Got Skills?

Let's talk about job skills! Who's got 'em?
"Do you know how to type?"
How does one answer this question? A simple yes or no just won't do. You see, of course I can type! I can sit down at the computer and type whatever I want. But I have to look at my hands. Can I do that cool typist thing where I stare off at the screen while my hands go seventy-words-per-minute, or however they do that?
No. Apparently, my typing is not up to par. Ooh, now I'm jealous, there's a girl who can super-type.
Lacking skills....